My mom is always like “omg how are you gonna manage all those housekeeping things and take care of your family or send your kids for school in the morning when you can’t even fix yourself for work on time, you’re always in a hurry and procrastinating is your middle name my child..” etc.
Side note: she’s not telling this with anger or something. It’s just like a normal question, she’s worrying.
And I’m like “mom, chill out, I’ll be fine. I would do all of this and that in the morning and I would get up at 5 am if I had to”
But in my head I’m like “mom chill out, don’t you worry about that, about those kind of things, because: a) I am gonna start my family in like million years b) if ever!”
If you know me you know how I feel. It’s all jokes and smiles, but you know. Group hug?